0: MP2: $6.26
1: MP3: $9.05
2: CO: $2.62
3: Button: $24.90
4: SB: $28.95
5: BB: $11.19
6: UTG: $11.41
7: UTG+1: $3.52
8: Hero: $9.85
Dealt: 7
7
SB posts $0.05, BB posts $0.10, 2 folds,
Hero raises to $0.30, 5 folds,
BB calls $0.20
FLOP: 9
Q
5
(Pot: $0.65)
BB checks,
Hero bets $0.50, BB raises to $1.00, Hero calls $0.50
TURN: 9
Q
5
5
(Pot: $2.65)
BB bets $0.10, Hero raises to $0.80, BB raises to $1.65, Hero calls $0.95
RIVER: 9
Q
5
5
8
(Pot: $5.95)
BB bets $4.75,
Hero calls $4.75 
Honestly, at what part in this hand (after the flop) can I believe I am good here? And instead of just losing $0.80 to figure that out... I go ahead and lose $7.80 on this one hand. The BB had a much larger hand than you'd expect in this spot (he had QQ) but even if he had 9-2, I was beat on the flop and should have been able to let it go.
But wait, there's MORE!!! I wasn't done being a total and complete fish.
2: MP1: $10.25
3: CO: $21.41
4: Button: $41.34
5: SB: $10.11
6: BB: $10.31
7: UTG: $18.58
8: Hero: $9.30
Dealt: Q
Q
SB posts $0.05, BB posts $0.10,
UTG calls $0.10,
Hero raises to $0.50,
MP1 calls $0.50, 1 fold,
Button calls $0.50, 3 folds.
Flop: 4
3
2
(Pot $1.75)
Hero bets $1.75, 1 fold, Button raises to $3.50, Hero raises all-in to $7.05, Button calls $5.30.
Of course he has A
5
.. Ok... I do
not feel bad about this one. This player was a maniac and would have done the same thing with K-3 in this spot. And I was committed on this flop for my stack-size and the size of the pot. Still that hurt... another refill.
But wait, there's MORE!!! I
STILL wasn't done being a total and complete fish.
0: SB: $6.79
2: BB: $9.53
4: UTG: $55.03
5: MP1: $9.09
8: Hero: $11.18
Dealt K
J
SB posts $0.05, BB posts $0.10,
UTG raises to $0.30, 1 fold,
Hero calls $0.30, 1 fold,
BB calls $0.20
FLOP: K
Q
7
(Pot $0.95)
BB checks,
UTG bets $0.95, Hero raises to $2.85, 1 fold,
UTG calls $1.90 I actually like my line here on the flop. I don't call a pre-flop raise (5 handed) with KJs to just call or fold when I hit top pair with my hand. This is the same villain from the hand above and he's certainly not sure to have a better King in this spot.
TURN: K
Q
7
6
(Pot $6.65)
UTG checks, Hero checks
This is where I fail to follow through. I should have... but I didn't.
RIVER: K
Q
7
6
Q
(Pot $6.65)
UTG moves all-in for $51.08, Hero calls all-in for $8.03
I mean... what am I calling here for? Do I hate money? At the time I reasoned that this player could be moving here with a worse King or a 7 as a bluff... but I doubt that's ever reasonable. Of course he had the Q... and I'm refilling again.
Note: As badly as I played these hands... dropping $29, at one point, on this table... my overall session for the night had an $8.63 profit for a 14.3BB/100 winrate. I was two tabling and did well on the other table and then managed to recoup the majority of the losses from this one table in a few hands where I didn't play like a fish.
But could you imagine if I didn't pay off those retarded hands? Even if we accept that I go broke with those Qs on the 2-3-4 flop... I'd have an extra $15 in wins for the night... almost tripling my wins. Man... that burns me up.
Oh well...