I Wish I'd Never Heard of Full Tilt Poker!

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Subject: Very Bad Start @ Full Tilty for Forums


Pokerstars = CRUDEFINDER
Full Tilty = Murfeeslaw

In case some of you have read my posts about the difficulties I've had
trying to fund my FT account,well,I've done it and I wish I had never
heard of this dern site.

The first image is the first hand I played in my first tournament on FT, and I did
not have the HH button switched on, so I just have the image.



; <------AAvsKK #




The next two hands are in the very next tournament I played on FT. If you can read
my mind after these, I'm thinking " And people are fussing about the Bad Beats on PokerStars?"
Maybe I'm just getting the NOOB treatment, becuase every knows that OL Poker is RIGGED!


Full Tilt Poker Game #3133199306: $2 + $0.25 Sit & Go (23938456), Table 17 - 20/40 - No Limit Hold'em - 17:11:12 ET - 2007/08/02
Seat 1: bubbalouie17 (1,250), is sitting out
Seat 2: Quadzylla (880)
Seat 3: Murfeeslaw (2,880)
Seat 4: tabbedcold (1,220)
Seat 5: dreamer44 (5,100)
Seat 6: Big Horn 321 (1,620)
Seat 7: julienv (1,460)
Seat 8: dnsanders21 (1,650)
Seat 9: conduct (1,900)
julienv posts the small blind of 20
dnsanders21 posts the big blind of 40
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Murfeeslaw [Jd Ac]
conduct calls 40
bubbalouie17 folds
Quadzylla folds
Murfeeslaw raises to 160
tabbedcold folds
dreamer44 folds
Big Horn 321 folds
julienv folds
dreamer44: it was
dnsanders21 has 15 seconds left to act
Murfeeslaw: yep
dnsanders21 calls 120
conduct folds
*** FLOP *** [Ah Kh Js]
dnsanders21 bets 380
Murfeeslaw has 15 seconds left to act
Murfeeslaw raises to 1,640
dreamer44: all in
dnsanders21 calls 1,110, and is all in
Murfeeslaw shows [Jd Ac]
dnsanders21 shows [Jh Tc]
Uncalled bet of 150 returned to Murfeeslaw
*** TURN *** [Ah Kh Js] [Qh]
*** RIVER *** [Ah Kh Js Qh] [8d]
Murfeeslaw shows two pair, Aces and Jacks
dnsanders21 shows a straight, Ace high
dnsanders21 wins the pot (3,360) with a straight, Ace high
"*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3,360 | Rake 0
Board: [Ah Kh Js Qh 8d]
Seat 1: bubbalouie17 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: Quadzylla didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: Murfeeslaw
Seat 4: tabbedcold didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: dreamer44 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: Big Horn 321 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: julienv (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 8: dnsanders21 (big blind) collected (3,360)
Seat 9: conduct folded before the Flop




Full Tilt Poker Game #3133432837: $2 + $0.25 Sit & Go (23938456), Table 17 - 40/80 - No Limit Hold'em - 17:38:31 ET - 2007/08/02
Seat 1: bubbalouie17 (1,570)
Seat 2: David Winckler (2,275)
Seat 3: Murfeeslaw (250)
Seat 4: willbe99 (2,650)
Seat 5: dreamer44 (7,935)
Seat 6: Big Horn 321 (2,160)
Seat 7: Terry1950 (2,160)
Seat 8: dnsanders21 (1,604)
Seat 9: conduct (2,346)
dnsanders21 posts the small blind of 40
conduct posts the big blind of 80
The button is in seat #7
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Murfeeslaw [As Qc]
bubbalouie17 folds
David Winckler has 15 seconds left to act
David Winckler folds
dreamer44: dont listen to me
Murfeeslaw raises to 250, and is all in
Terry1950: half the field is gone
willbe99 folds
dreamer44 calls 250
Big Horn 321 folds
Terry1950 folds
dnsanders21 calls 210
conduct calls 170
*** FLOP *** [Ad Qs 6d]
dnsanders21 bets 1,000
conduct folds
dreamer44 raises to 2,000
dnsanders21 calls 354, and is all in
dreamer44 shows [Kd 6h]
dnsanders21 shows [Jd Qd]
Murfeeslaw shows [As Qc]
Murfeeslaw: mine
Uncalled bet of 646 returned to dreamer44
*** TURN *** [Ad Qs 6d] [8c]
*** RIVER *** [Ad Qs 6d 8c] [9d]
dreamer44 shows a pair of Sixes
dnsanders21 shows a flush, Ace high
dnsanders21 wins the side pot (2,708) with a flush, Ace high
Murfeeslaw shows two pair, Aces and Queens
dnsanders21 wins the main pot (1,000) with a flush, Ace high
Murfeeslaw stands up
"*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3,708 Main pot 1,000. Side pot 2,708. | Rake 0
Board: [Ad Qs 6d 8c 9d]
Seat 1: bubbalouie17 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: David Winckler didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: Murfeeslaw
Seat 4: willbe99 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: dreamer44
Seat 6: Big Horn 321 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: Terry1950 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: dnsanders21 (small blind) collected (3,708)
Seat 9: conduct (big blind) folded on the Flop

I hope you found some Humor in my post , and your day is a little brighter!
Comments Welcome.

[tdda32]

I was on UB for about 2 years and now I am on FTP...and i think that FTP has a better card generator.

I have seen so many AA vs AA , QQ vs QQ, kk vs kk on ub its not even funny.

I once got AA delt to me 3 times in a row on UB... And on my second AA hand someone else at the table had AA as well.

Try to beat that!!!

peace

[IFixlexus]

I was playing a live tournament a week ago and I was in the cut off and was dealt QQ. I raise it up 5 BB. It folds around to the utg player that originally just limped and he re - raises all in. It's for about 1/3 of my stack and I know this player is a donkey, so I call. He turns over 66.
He rivered a 6 on me and doubled up through me.
See where I'm going with this?

[CRUDEFINDER]

Exactly, Live poker is rigged too !

[Jonathank]

what a waste of space

[CRUDEFINDER]

Like that between your ears I would guess!

[Jonathank]

your bad beat stories are common, ordinary, banal, and unimaginative.

8 days ago i was playing in a NL hold-em cash game.

in 2 hours i lost to 6 gut shots. In 2 hours! Yes 6!

5 on the turn when the pot was big enough for me to take down and all the money went in on the turn. so each opponent had 1 card to catch.

on the other all the money went in on the flop and the dude rivered his 4 outer. so i guess that one doesnt count.

And you dont hear me complaining!

[RaisinBran]

Bro you got a LONG ways to go if your going through the time to post up these two hands.

[CRUDEFINDER]

Once again, two idiots in a row. I am sorry that I am not a great poker player like you two, but that is what a forum is for. It's a place where hopefully someone can get some advice if they are making obvious bad plays or questionable calls.

I don't think I've seen either of you gibbon humping crotch slurping morons on any sites tourny leader boards, but that has to be a mistake.

Maybe I will do a Sharkscope stat search on you guys and post it.

What are your player names and sites?

Maybe we can play?

[Charles Keane]

I played on full tilt for about 2 years and just joined Absolute Poker a week ago only cause I wanted rakeback. Your problem here is that on full tilt at very low stakes, you play against terrible players who will suckout on you what will seem like 90% of the time. Try playing $20 sng's and see how those go, those people respect money and tend to play real poker, not some fool who doesn't care about 2$ and says "I have bottom pair and 4 outs to make a straight" and ends up hitting it on you.

[tony]

Hey chill guys everybody is allowed to post here their hand analysis, we are all having different experience and knowledge in poker, this part of the forum is made for analysing but not for critisizing, just give your good advise and please RESPECT each other.

[hitman247]

First off....I hate reading bad beat stories. Noone really cares about how bad your cards are, or how someone sucked out on you, etc etc.....it happens to us ALL!

If you are playing smart poker, making the right reads, disguising your hands, playing in position, you will win big over the long term.

There are a ton of online poker sites....find one you like....stick with it, and play he best you can. You are going to take bad beats....we all do....and we give bad beats too.

It's just poker.

[CRUDEFINDER]

Originally Posted by hitman247 First off....I hate reading bad beat stories. It's just poker.

If everyone would please bother to read the initial statements, they would see that this is NOT about bad beats at all. It was posted as humour, saying like"Welcome to Full Tilt" and then putting up some silly hands that people played.

Perhaps I posted them in the wrong place, or maybe my explanation was not clear enough, nevertheless it does not give people the right to ridicule or insult another poster.

After reading the posts of the people who were the insulters,I can see that they have nothing better to do than flame Noobs,so, if you see my name by a post (If I ever post hear again) don't read it. Just pass it by and remember that I don't care what you think and unless you have something constructive to say STFU!


Thank you and good day.

[Jonathank]

Lastly i will say you are totally misinterpeting Gus Hansen's quote.
Luckily he is a super nice guy and wont mind.
YOU NEED TO PLAY 1000's of hands. Not waste time and space posting air.
If you continue to play you will one day look back on your posts and wonder how you could be so clueless.

Literally you will say to yourself "I can't believe I was that clueless."

And you will wonder why you had created threads containing trivial hands.

Play one or two more years and you will see.

[CRUDEFINDER]

Originally Posted by Jonathank Lastly i will say you are totally misinterpeting Gus Hansen's quote. Luckily he is a super nice guy and wont mind. YOU NEED TO PLAY 1000's of hands. Not waste time and space posting air. If you continue to play you will one day look back on your posts and wonder how you could be so clueless. Literally you will say to yourself "I can't believe I was that clueless." And you will wonder why you had created threads containing trivial hands. Play one or two more years and you will see.

The Genius Poster


I am the worst player ever.
Jonathank
I am the worst player ever.

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Can someone please tell me why i play so poorly.

All I do is make hopeless calls and hopeless bluffs. I know better, but I so often lose my composure. I'm supposed to stop playing when I'm on tilt. Of course I never do. Also sometimes play when I'm too tired.

I'm such a loser!

I think I need a sports psychologist.

If the FT players weren't so hopeless I would be broke.------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------



And this genius is telling everyone how bad THEY are, What a loser!

[Jonathank]

i am the worst (by my own standards). but a consistent winner for 18 yrs. can you say the same?

i am completely honest with myself.

where as you lament your bad luck.

you should open your ears and close your mouth until you gain some knowledge.

or go ahead keep posting air. it seems to make you happy.

[tony]

Ok guys this conversation is closed due to going far away from the topic.