Things That Make You Say "Huummm"3

[CRUDEFINDER]

The funny story that is told below is that there are 5 people left in the tourny, AcEGodd and razor277 are the SS's, in the first hand I raise the pot,razor277 re-raises all-in, and when the cards are shown everyone see's it's KK vs 66.
Remember that only 4 people get the Sunday Million satellite ticket, the next out gets only $35.
So when AcEGodd saw the cards, he thought he had made the cut. Read through the chat in the following 3 hands, and the funniest one is in the last hand




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Subject: PokerStars Hand History Request - Game 11311791247


Transcript for game #11311791247 requested by CRUDEFINDER ()
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PokerStars Game #11311791247: Tournament #56610631, $10.70+$1.00 Hold'em No
Limit - Match Round II, Level IV (50/100) - 2007/08/04 - 19:41:50 (ET)
Table '56610631 1' 10-max Seat #10 is the button
Seat 1: CRUDEFINDER (5220 in chips)
Seat 2: Kaunman24 (2985 in chips)
Seat 6: razor277 (535 in chips)
Seat 7: Duttert (5285 in chips)
Seat 10: AcEGoDD (975 in chips)
CRUDEFINDER: posts small blind 50
Kaunman24: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to CRUDEFINDER [Ks Kc]
razor277: calls 100
Duttert: folds
AcEGoDD: folds
CRUDEFINDER: raises 700 to 800
Kaunman24: folds
razor277: calls 435 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [5h 2d Tc]
*** TURN *** [5h 2d Tc] [As]
*** RIVER *** [5h 2d Tc As] [6d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
CRUDEFINDER: shows [Ks Kc] (a pair of Kings)
razor277: shows [6s 6c] (three of a kind, Sixes)
razor277 collected 1170 from pot
razor277 said, "wow"
Kaunman24 said, "omg"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1170 | Rake 0
Board [5h 2d Tc As 6d]
Seat 1: CRUDEFINDER (small blind) showed [Ks Kc] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 2: Kaunman24 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: razor277 showed [6s 6c] and won (1170) with three of a kind, Sixes
Seat 7: Duttert folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 10: AcEGoDD (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)



Transcript for game #11311800952 requested by CRUDEFINDER ()
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PokerStars Game #11311800952: Tournament #56610631, $10.70+$1.00 Hold'em No
Limit - Match Round II, Level IV (50/100) - 2007/08/04 - 19:42:29 (ET)
Table '56610631 1' 10-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: CRUDEFINDER (4685 in chips)
Seat 2: Kaunman24 (2885 in chips)
Seat 6: razor277 (1170 in chips)
Seat 7: Duttert (5285 in chips)
Seat 10: AcEGoDD (975 in chips)
Kaunman24: posts small blind 50
razor277: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to CRUDEFINDER [6h 4d]
Duttert: folds
CRUDEFINDER said, "bssssss"
AcEGoDD: folds
CRUDEFINDER said, "lol"
AcEGoDD said, "phuckin bssss"
CRUDEFINDER: folds
Kaunman24: folds
razor277 collected 100 from pot
razor277: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 100 | Rake 0
Seat 1: CRUDEFINDER (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Kaunman24 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: razor277 (big blind) collected (100)
Seat 7: Duttert folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 10: AcEGoDD folded before Flop (didn't bet)



Transcript for game #11311805918 requested by CRUDEFINDER ()
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PokerStars Game #11311805918: Tournament #56610631, $10.70+$1.00 Hold'em No
Limit - Match Round II, Level IV (50/100) - 2007/08/04 - 19:42:48 (ET)
Table '56610631 1' 10-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: CRUDEFINDER (4685 in chips)
Seat 2: Kaunman24 (2835 in chips)
Seat 6: razor277 (1220 in chips)
Seat 7: Duttert (5285 in chips)
Seat 10: AcEGoDD (975 in chips)
razor277: posts small blind 50
Duttert: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to CRUDEFINDER [7c 4h]
AcEGoDD: raises 875 to 975 and is all-in
CRUDEFINDER: folds
Kaunman24: calls 975
razor277: folds
Duttert: folds
*** FLOP *** [Tc Ah 5h]
*** TURN *** [Tc Ah 5h] [6h]
Kaunman24 said, "i was puting my lap top down and everything"
*** RIVER *** [Tc Ah 5h 6h] [Qs]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
AcEGoDD: shows [Kd As] (a pair of Aces)
Kaunman24: shows [Td Ts] (three of a kind, Tens)
Kaunman24 collected 2100 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2100 | Rake 0
Board [Tc Ah 5h 6h Qs]
Seat 1: CRUDEFINDER folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Kaunman24 (button) showed [Td Ts] and won (2100) with three of a kind,
Tens
Seat 6: razor277 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: Duttert (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 10: AcEGoDD showed [Kd As] and lost with a pair of Aces

Game over

[Fictive]

Dude, why are you on his case? Let the man post his stuff, it shouldn't bother you, and if it indeed does, why not skip the threads and read something else? Granted, those are so "every day" situations, but regardless, you shouldn't act like an ass towards him.

[RaisinBran]

I agree, its one thing for a..."beginner" to steam and post a thread about a "bad beat", but he has done so many of these everyday beats it's got me a little annoyed too.

[CRUDEFINDER]

It seems that these two people (JohnaYank & Crazybran) are ghey for each other and just follow me around ripping my posts. It's OK.

Fictive , Thank you for your efforts, but logic is lost on retards like these two.

Search my post and they both will be there.........Man love is so sweet

[sub-zero]

Dude, what is up? Clearly I've missed something!

[CRUDEFINDER]

Originally Posted by sub-zero Dude, what is up? Clearly I've missed something!

Yea, You did. This is written at the top of the HH's
"The funny story that is told below is that there are 5 people left in the tourny, AcEGodd and razor277 are the SS's, in the first hand I raise the pot,razor277 re-raises all-in, and when the cards are shown everyone see's it's KK vs 66.
Remember that only 4 people get the Sunday Million satellite ticket, the next out gets only $35.
So when AcEGodd saw the cards, he thought he had made the cut. Read through the chat in the following 3 hands, and the funniest one is in the last hand"

The HH are there just to show the chat is unedited, The 1'st SS thinks he's made the money when he see's KK vs 66 and then the 2 outer hits on the river to knock him out of the tourny.
The HH's are there just to show how it happened.

This just shows that some people like Jonathank are too dumb to read and just look at the pictures.......

FYI, I won the tourny for a $215 seat @ the Sunday million, I just thought it was a funny story. If you don't find it funny, thats OK too, at least your not name calling!

As for Dumasthank, I don't see a KQ vs KJ hand there, Do you?

[Jonathank]

Gus Hansen made multiple millions (crowns) playing backgammon before he turned 18.
Yep that is "sick, so sick"

There is nothing funny about a 2 outer. 1 out stories are much more intresting.

Please also note that if all the money goes in preflop there are no 'outs'. Either the better starting hand holds up or the underdog takes down the pot.

[CRUDEFINDER]

Originally Posted by Jonathank Gus Hansen made multiple millions (crowns) playing backgammon before he turned 18. Yep that is "sick, so sick" There is nothing funny about a 2 outer. 1 out stories are much more intresting.

Gus Hansen says that about 20 times per tourny. If you don't like the posts, why do you keep coming back?

Are you that desperate for attention?

[Jonathank]

There is a disconnect between what he is saying and what you think he is saying.

That is all.

[DodgyBiscuits]

I am a little pissed that I took the time to read this thread!

[CRUDEFINDER]

[DodgyBiscuits]

You will have to make a few alterations to your graph I'm afraid. It was 4 AM in the UK when i read the tread not after lunch as you have plotted.
Tidy it up a little if you want a gold star.

[CRUDEFINDER]

Originally Posted by DodgyBiscuits You will have to make a few alterations to your graph I'm afraid. It was 4 AM in the UK when i read the tread not after lunch as you have plotted. Tidy it up a little if you want a gold star.

[DodgyBiscuits]

Its a pity we dont seem to be hitting it off
You seem like such a likeable guy.

Good luck with your poker.

[CRUDEFINDER]

It was just a joke Dude!
BFF?

[RaisinBran]

Originally Posted by CRUDEFINDER It seems that these two people (JohnaYank & Crazybran) are ghey for each other and just follow me around ripping my posts. It's OK. Fictive , Thank you for your efforts, but logic is lost on retards like these two. Search my post and they both will be there.........Man love is so sweet

Crazybran, good one. Do you write your own material?

When you get done playing in tournies where your buy in is 30% of my buy in FEE, lemme know and maybe we can play together? I don't see why you'd have a problem playing a "ghey retard". And we aren't the only two ripping your posts.

[mollila]

I must say this thread is entertaining, but remember to keep it civil guys.

[tony]

Yep this thread is a funny one but as Mika already said please respect each other

[Jonathank]

I'm just here for the money.

Post whatever you want. I don't care anymore.

Post this (.i.)

[CRUDEFINDER]

Originally Posted by Jonathank I'm just here for the money. Post whatever you want. I don't care anymore. Post this (.i.)

Since you asked, I will proudly post your IQ score for you.
Anything else?