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Old 1st August 2008, 07:18 PM
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Hello all...I am looking forward to being an active member here and bringing more people to the site, I am hoping someone will take me under their wing and show me how i can get rakeback on my full tilt and pokerstars accts while keeping my screename, I dont really want to change my name, but hell i am in this for the long haul so ill do what i gotta do...I have been playing poker since i was 18, im 36 now so that means wow, ive actually been playing poker now just as long as i was on this earth before playing poker seriously..although 7 card stud and crazy wild card games were my first intro to poker, i still think it would be cool to have wild card poker in a major card room, i wouldnt play it all the time but for the hell of it i would...i have recently become disabled due to diabetic complications so the only way im ever going to be a millionaire is if i finally sit down and write the screenplay to a new movie or win at online poker...my most recent bankroll has all been acquired through a 15 dollar loan via transfer from my best friend in the whole world, he is on full tilt as shadyack-da-4th, within 2 days i turned the 15 into 150, sent my friend 20 bucks, and have not looked back...our mutual goal online was if we went bust before getting our rolls over 500 dollars was to not deposit online again until we had 500 cash to deposit that was cash not needed to pay the gas bill or the rent...fortunately we ot only hit 500 but 1k within the next couple of months, he has chosen the route of no limit cash games while i choose to win entry into bigger tourneys Via 6.90 4 way tourneys for 26 dollar sat chips on full tilt then either using them directly to enter tourneys to win seats into bigger events or to earn 75 dollar tokens to play in those larger buy ins, had a nice win 2 weeks ago in a 11500 ko guarantee although i was happy turning 6.90 into 1863 plus 6 fifteen dollar bounties i was upset that although i went into three way play at the final table with 698k, 2nd place having 198k, and 3rd place with a measly 80k, i still pulled a scotty nguyen and went out 3rd..hey if my boy scotty can go into multiple final tables on the World poket tour the chip leader and go out 4th or 5th, i can too...So if you see me at the tables remember off the tables im the nicest guy around but poker does make the Scorpion in me come out, my teeth are sharp and my stinger sharper still, if i think i can tilt you, you are doomed...to me mental attacks on the table are just as good as stellar card play..ill close with a poem in order to possible win this 100 dollar thread contest...mind you when i wrote poetry it flows like wine, if any of you ever need a poem for a girlfriend,wife,or mistress, just email me at wtwhferock@aol.com, give me some info about your significant other, ill email back with some questions then within 24 hrs ill compose a poem for any event.....hell i can even make a poem up for you to use to end a relationship...why not send her packing with a rhyme...here goes nothin..of course i will accept donations to my poker accounts for my poetry, no set amount, give till it hurts..hey if fossilman sold fossils, i can get paid for poems..

Poker nuts

In the morning i wake up and scratch my robust butt
pull out the laptop because im a poker Nut
Log into tilt, log into stars
visons of luxurious homes and flashy sport cars
Yeah id love a bracelet, or to get toasted with a beer
after winning the Wsop or Wpt oh how the people would cheer
But for now online poker is my Shot
if only i can dodge the donkeys fishes and the Bot
how many time will my rockets get busted by offsuit 9 3
how do people in a 216 buy in play as if they got in for free
Chase your flushes Chase your straights, river me till the day is done
Win or lose i love the game and im happy cuz its fun
Now thats the biggest bluff ever came from my mouth
because when you carps and trout suck out on me i wanna knee you way down south!
So joined rakeback dot com today to learn how to save some money
Make some friends contribute and make people laugh because im funny...
Time to end this poem, need to win some Grip
the best thing about online poker is the dealer you dont have to tip!
Although if i ever opened a poker site i would put tipping button on the table
it would buy entries into an hourly raffle to win fur coats, mink or sable..
maybe it could be daily and we could raffle off a date with Pamela anderson Lee
but dont try and sue my site when you get Hepatitis B
Shes no stranger to poker, because along with being hot
she once got married after losing a large pot...
Rick salomon he's my hero he won the baywatch girl
id like to scoop that pot and take her for a whirl.....
Time to end this poem i know i said that before..
but then my percocet kicked in and i wrote a little more!
Poker vitamins i call them, endorphins they produce
I wash em down with a glass of milk and then some Gin and Juice
ILL see ya at the tables, and i hope i send you packing
Cuz Scorpking knocks out without remorse your Chips i will be STACKING!
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Old 4th August 2008, 07:52 AM
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Welcome to Rakeback.com forums I moved your post here to the Introductions forum.

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am hoping someone will take me under their wing and show me how i can get rakeback on my full tilt and pokerstars accts while keeping my screename, I dont really want to change my name
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