Hilarious!!!

[liladypokerpro]

Pastor’s Business Card...


A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door.

Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door.

When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, "Genesis 3:10."

Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock." Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked."

Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean ones?

They still are!
"A cheerful heart is good medicine" (Prov. 17:22)

[frob23]

liladypokerpro, how do you manage to start so many threads in one week? You've almost started more threads than I have total posts!

I don't know if I could manage even that many posts each day, without starting my own ideas, if I had a couple days off work to focus on it.

[liladypokerpro]

Originally Posted by frob23 liladypokerpro, how do you manage to start so many threads in one week? You've almost started more threads than I have total posts! I don't know if I could manage even that many posts each day, without starting my own ideas, if I had a couple days off work to focus on it.

Because I am out of work due to health problems, so my only contact with the outside world is online, and I have nothing but time to think of things that puzzle me and am interested to see how others respond to it as well. I like this site because so far everyone has been real nice (for the most part), they have fun arcade games, and there is a lot of useful info found here.

Don't worry, I'm not doing it just because of the contest; I hope nobody thinks that because I have been posting since before that started. Besides, jokes and stuff don't qualify...I just thought everyone might enjoy a good laugh....

[frob23]

lol

I wasn't thinking that at all. I was just wondering how you do it. It seems every time I check the site, I have a couple more new threads to read... and there you are... creating more before I can even read the new ones. If I thought there was anything sinister, I would have said it differently and someplace else instead of the fun area.

I'm just amazed.

[liladypokerpro]

Originally Posted by frob23 lol I wasn't thinking that at all. I was just wondering how you do it. It seems every time I check the site, I have a couple more new threads to read... and there you are... creating more before I can even read the new ones. If I thought there was anything sinister, I would have said it differently and someplace else instead of the fun area. I'm just amazed.

Well I've never been accused of being short of curiosity that's for sure! *(or jokes for that matter)* I guess that's why I get into so many confusing discussions...especially the ones regarding the AA fold...I mean, I know when and why I have done it, but it's hard to explain to people the reasoning behind my decision...my thoughts get jumbled easily because there's so much going on upstairs LOL