I love Florida but I hate my lawn

[frob23]

There is no place I would rather live than Florida. Actually, that is a lie. I would love to live in the tropics a bit more. But Florida is great anyway.

But I hate mowing my lawn. We are getting to the point where, with the rain and sun we have been getting, I will be mowing my lawn once every 5 days to keep up with it. And it's 90F+ with a relative humidity in the 80% and up range. It's a real monster to mow my lawn during the summer. It is especially hard since the drive wheels stopped working (broke the cable).

Anyway... I'm relaxing now but still sweating from just doing the back yard. I need a smaller lawn.

[C8H10N4O2]

Or you can follow the American dream/way of life and just get a bigger mower.

[DeadBabySoup]

buy a goat. problem solved.

[liladypokerpro]

Hey Frob... are you due for a vacation anytime soon? You could come up here! Our next door neighbor has a 7hp riding lawnmower for sale for $80 LOL Sounds like you need one!

[liladypokerpro]

If the vacation and riding mower option won't work for you, here's another solution:

Dump gasoline all thru the yard, light it, and have a big ass weeny roast with all your neighbors! Then after everyone's gone home, dance around naked in the rain while it washes away the ashes that used to be your yard, and then when the sun comes back out, pave it over LMAO

Sorry, this is the kinda goofy response you get when I'm sleepy LMAO