i'm an idiot

[C8H10N4O2]

You are probably right. He's still viewing the thread though. I have 20 minutes of hope.

[DeadBabySoup]

he's probably off kicking puppies. poor puppies.


but wow, ivey is kinda getting owned. he keeps running into monsters.

[C8H10N4O2]

Yeah that was a pretty sick match. I'm out of here for the night. I'm looking forward to reading more on here tomorrow though

[DeadBabySoup]

he's down about $600k since i started watching. about 2 hours. that's pretty insane to think about.

on the bright side, he did hit this...

[EliminateU]

i would say i'm laughing at your stupidity. but i'm not. it's sad, really. gulf war syndrome? were you exposed to some nasty chemicals over there? made you sick and fucked with your head? i'd feel bad laughing at you for that. kind of like laughing at a retard. you're that too. but it's nothing to laugh about really.

Your laughing at your bad/mediocre stats? At your small BR? At your low-paying job at McD?

I'm laughing at your low skill level.

[DeadBabySoup]

i just watched him lose about $1,000,000 over 3 hours. he quit after this.


martonas raises to 3000. ivey reraises to 9000. martonas calls.


ivey bets 14,000. martonas calls.


ivey bets 37,000. martonas calls.


ivey bets 109,492 and is all in. martonas calls.

[EliminateU]

you just quoted trav and changed the name to phaul. nice try. now go take your meds.

phaul and travz had same argument...that you suck. combo that it is ok to Shove or Fold. Your thought of limp or 3xBB was universally panned. Now go use kevorkians' toy.

[DeadBabySoup]

Your laughing at your bad/mediocre stats? At your small BR? At your low-paying job at McD?

I'm laughing at your low skill level.

come on, champ. you're boring me. you can do better than that. maybe try some yo momma jokes. those are always good for a laugh.

[DeadBabySoup]

phaul and travz had same argument...that you suck. combo that it is ok to Shove or Fold. Your thought of limp or 3xBB was universally panned. Now go use kevorkians' toy.

lol... you deleted travz's name and inserted phaul's. the funny thing is you thought you were being clever. when really you just showed how much of an idiot you are. nice one. keep em coming.

[EliminateU]

lol... you deleted travz's name and inserted phaul's. the funny thing is you thought you were being clever. when really you just showed how much of an idiot you are. nice one. keep em coming.

The idiot is the guy who said his opponent should open limp UTG with ATs. That is the idiot. Now we see why you went out first. LOL.

Your hand histories always show you to be a total fool. Obviously you don't understand hand selection, or that the stage of a tourney dictates different play, or that stack sizes and position actually matter, or all of the above. Go on scrounging for pennies at the 2+.25 tables douchebag. Then keep posting about how inept you are.

[C8H10N4O2]

In regards to ivey's night... I saw him flop a set, and lose an all-in that happened on the flop to an open-ended straight draw. His villain doesn't seem to ever fold open ended straight draws, even if forced to go all-in on the draw.

All right, I'm going to make attempt #2 at sleeping now. I think I'm tired enough this time.

[DeadBabySoup]

The idiot is the guy who said his opponent should open limp UTG with ATs. That is the idiot. Now we see why you went out first. LOL.

Your hand histories always show you to be a total fool. Obviously you don't understand hand selection, or that the stage of a tourney dictates different play, or that stack sizes and position actually matter, or all of the above. Go on scrounging for pennies at the 2+.25 tables douchebag. Then keep posting about how inept you are.

what are you? a pro? because you had a good run then came crashing back down to earth. looks to me like you've lost quite a bit playing online. oh yeah, i forgot. online poker is rigged

[DeadBabySoup]

In regards to ivey's night... I saw him flop a set, and lose an all-in that happened on the flop to an open-ended straight draw. His villain doesn't seem to ever fold open ended straight draws, even if forced to go all-in on the draw.

All right, I'm going to make attempt #2 at sleeping now. I think I'm tired enough this time.

yeah, i saw him have quite a few very good hands. but he kept running into monsters. i think he was getting frustrated. that last hand i posted probably killed his computer. or anything else within throwing range.

[EliminateU]

what are you? a pro? because you had a good run then came crashing back down to earth. looks to me like you've lost quite a bit playing online. oh yeah, i forgot. online poker is rigged

I haven't lost anything online. I have a +9% roi in much bigger games than you. I got bankrolled by a high-stakes player into some $550 HU matches and had the other idiot suck-out 10 straight times vs 80-20 odds or better. So that straigt line down is not my money goober. Maybe when you learn to play vs top competition you'll get BR-ed too. NOT. A nice 3+.30 game is starting, to bad it's out of your league. Was looking forward to another insightful analysis by the DeadIdiotSoup.

[DeadBabySoup]

I haven't lost anything online. I have a +9% roi in much bigger games than you. I got bankrolled by a high-stakes player into some $550 HU matches and had the other idiot suck-out 10 straight times vs 80-20 odds or better. So that straigt line down is not my money goober. Maybe when you learn to play vs top competition you'll get BR-ed too. NOT. A nice 3+.30 game is starting, to bad it's out of your league. Was looking forward to another insightful analysis by the DeadIdiotSoup.

you lost a lot of money online. but you lost someone else's money. so it wasn't really money that you lost. ok. go take your meds and think about that. try not to hurt yourself.

[EliminateU]

you lost a lot of money online. but you lost someone else's money. so it wasn't really money that you lost. ok. go take your meds and think about that. try not to hurt yourself.

I am up. Stop looking at Sharkscope you idiot. Pokerprolabs.com is accurate, Scope is off by 20-80% depending.

[EliminateU]

DeadMolestorSoup, if you ever want to play $100 HU sng let me know. Otherwise just go away. Your poker "analysis" is always bad, and everyone is laughing at you. You are the worst of the worst. Your stats are terrible.

[DeadBabySoup]

$649 > -$1,254

my stats aren't great. yours are much worse.

[EliminateU]

$649 > -$1,254

my stats aren't great. yours are much worse.

Those aren't my stats moron. go to pokerprolabs.com fish-boy. in last year in STT SNGs I am up over $2200 in 533 SNGs on FTP alone. Nice try though. Sharkscope loves taking your money for terribly inaccurate stats.

Ready to go HU at a $100 SNG bytch?

[DeadBabySoup]

lol... you already admitted you had a meltdown and took a nosedive. you've been a losing player since then anyway. anyone can say they're a great player if they ignore their losses and only count their wins. we'd all have 100%+ ROIs