River is for homosexuals

[PacHo21]

Hello,
Hey I think to make Holdem, but only with TURN, I always get fucked at the fucking river!
I'm short staked with 2k points , blinds are 300/600 and ante 50. I go all in with TT a guy calls with 88.
Flop: 7 6 4 , Turn: A, River: 5!!!!!
I'm owning the game, I have 15k. I'm big blind with 98 a guy calls
Flop Q 2 9, he check i raise, he call, Turn: 8 , I go all in He calls show QT , and the river is: !!!! J !!!!

I think that I lose only at the fU+^+ng river, and I lose vs homosexual lucky players! I want a game without river!
Do you?

[Dekanter]

1. First hand has to show 6 on river for straight of the other guy not the 5.
2. You are definitely not the first one who wants to invent a poker game without river
3. If you play a game without river you will get fisted on the turn more often
4. I prefer to play in a game where I get rivered by lucky players than in a game where I am outclassed.

[C8H10N4O2]

I'm really not sure how sexual preference has anything to do with people using the river. You might consider using a different term, as it's really idiotic to make such statements.

Secondly, on your second hand, any Q, 2, J or T would give him the best hand, so it's not nearly as bad a beat as you feel like it is, although it does suck.

Thirdly, if you don't ever use the river, you aren't maximizing your profit potential. I would love to play at your table if you refuse to use the river.