Haha, they cant be any worse than the $3k megafreeroll I played on Party last night.
40,000 players and a 2 minute blind structure. After about 20 minutes I think I'm doing ok, 20k+ chips with blinds at 300-600 and 3 or 4 just got eliminated from my table, with that came a pause, a long pause, presumedly to re-balance tables...or so I thought. About 5 minutes later we finally got dealt another hand, the blinds now 1200-2400 and still only 5 players at the table, I folded and then another long pause. After a few minutes waiting I got moved to another table, got dealt 1 hand before being moved again, straight into the big blind seat with blinds now at 10-20,000, with antes I'm all in. I think I won a side pot or something as I survived and still had chips left after putting in small blind. I folded next hand and thought great, at least I'm late position and should make the money. Nope, I got moved again, 2 seats left of big blind. The hand they were playing ended and then came the 5 minute break

Break over, my 5k+ chips now reduced to 1k+ after paying antes, I get dealt AQo and without thinking put the rest of my chips in. Needless to say I lost just 30 something places outside the money, if only I had folded AQ
I seriously doubt FTP turbos could be any worse than that!
Bookmarks