Funny Poker Joke

[WSOP]

A homeless man asks another man for two dollars. The man says "Will you use the money to buy booze?" The homeless man replies "No sir, I don't drink." The man then asks "Will you use the money to gamble?" The homeless man replies "No sir, I don't gamble." So the man says "Do me a favor and come home with me. I want my wife to see what happens to a man who doesn't drink or gamble."

[liladypokerpro]

Cute joke. I removed the duplicate post for you. If you do things like that it comes off as spammy, so try not to be too impatient. People will eventually reply to your posts.

[WSOP]

Cute joke. I removed the duplicate post for you. If you do things like that it comes off as spammy, so try not to be too impatient. People will eventually reply to your posts.

hahaha thnx yehh i posted tht somewhere else and a mod moved it here cuz i made it a thread

[liladypokerpro]

lol that's kinda funny.. like 2 jokes for the price of 1 lol