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    Default Absolute Poker is a Joke

    I just got this e-mail from them today. Haha, talk about a slow response time.

    Dear XXXXXXXXXX,

    It has come to our attention that you made a recent deposit attempt via instant echeck on 2009-06-10 but your transaction was declined. We're very sorry that happened. It seems that there was a temporary glitch with our processor that caused the decline, that has since been corrected. Instant eChecks is a great method to deposit and withdrawal from your poker account, so we hope this temporary issue hasn't turned you away.

    For the inconvenience, we have placed $10* in your poker account, and would like to offer our apologies. Enjoy this token of our appreciation at the poker tables, and for your next deposit, please consider Instant eCheck again, its the fastest way to deposit.

    * Funds are available for use for 14 days from this email date.

    If you have any questions or concerns, please email us at deposits@absolutepoker.com

    The Absolute Poker Deposits Team
    After reinstalling the software, I decided I was going to turn that $10 into $100+ in 30 minutes or lose it. I dumped it in 3 hands and uninstalled their software right away. Lol. I hate AP and UB.

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    Why would you support/trust AP/UB?

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    Quote Originally Posted by economist89 View Post
    Why would you support/trust AP/UB?
    I wouldn't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dew12109 View Post
    I wouldn't.
    That's what I initially thought. Did you do anything artistic, or just send false #s?

    $10 to $300 in 30 minutes? I didn't know they had super turbos.

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    Quote Originally Posted by economist89 View Post
    That's what I initially thought. Did you do anything artistic, or just send false #s?

    $10 to $300 in 30 minutes? I didn't know they had super turbos.
    Nah not really anything faked, but the account doesn't exist anymore. I was closing that account and opening a new one after I graduated, so it was a legitimate attempt, but the information became out-dated a few days after the try.

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